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BIG KING LAKANOOKY'S MUMUS FOR MEN! Near my office there this Indian curry buffet run by real Indians with all you can eat curry with freshly baked nan that comelunchtime I can't resist. Go To Article I just ate for breakfast leftovers from supper - a spicy, garlicy, meaty, Chinsesey sloppy joe concoction with rice that was deeeelicious. Since Mayumi stopped working she's become a terrific cook. I can't wait to see what she'll cook up for supper today, in fact I can't wait until lunch. Go to Article We have a turtle. It's name is Shelldon. Mayumi says I overfeed the creature, but what other pleasure can thecreature derive, literally "cooped up" in a cheesey plastic Chinese mad piece of crap with a snap shut trap door set on the top. Shelldon is getting fat, at least its head and feet are, but who has it got to impress? Go to Artcle In a national Finklestein Bros. poll we find 72% of Anglo men smell their fingersafter they scratch their asses and 81% of African-American men do. 0% ofwomen of all races smell their fingers afterward. Go To Article Special In Depth Report More Americans Have Acne and are finding creative diverse ways of covering up Go To Article

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